Bartender!

Well, I called my doctor's office. The first time, someone picked up the phone and then immediately hung up on me. The second time, they said they didn't have my lab results back yet...the results that were supposed to be in on Monday. She said she'd call the lab and call me back. Only minutes later, I had my answer. Negative. I asked for the actual numbers and she said it was <1. Yup, that's a negative. I don't know why I'm 17 days past ovulation with no sign of Aunt Flow, but apparently she will be coming eventually. If I didn't have class tonight, I think I'd be out drowning my sorrows in a pitcher of margaritas....